Anything But Monday
Okay, here’s a little about me…
If I see a door comin’ my way… I’m gonna’ have to knock it down. If I can’t knock it down, then I’m comin’ through the window. And if that window’s locked… I’m burnin down the house.
Nothin’ can stop me from doin’ what I’m gonna do!
I’ve always been kind of a problem child. I don’t know if it’s cuz I fell on my head when I was a kid, or if it’s ‘cause I’m Cuban. Probably both.
Every good Cuban I know is pretty tough in general. We throw dishware to end a sentence, cuss to make a point, and wrestle for fun.
I spent my whole life in healthy, productive resentment proving myself to a world that never gave a shit. Once you get out of a situation like that, all you’re gonna’ want to do is party for the rest of your life!!! I guess you can say that makes me a bad influence…but then again, so is tequila.
My friends call me an “addictive” bad influence, which means the party doesn’t start until I hit the club, and if you remember what happened the next day… Well, I guess I just didn’t do my job good enough.
Nothing makes me happier than to play pranks on my friends and then sit back and enjoy my own work. I never mean to cause any harm, but I just can’t seem to help myself. What can I say... Life is only once!! And if you ever left the club thinking… “Damn, I should have said”… But you didn’t… Then you just got punked with no Ashton Kushner. Not me. I say exactly what everyone really wants to say.
So say hello to the bad-girl!
As for Love? … Here’s my philosophy: It’s take me or leave me.
Love is the richest, most genuine, lasting thing when you focus on being yourself. In the end, he will love you for that!
Nayer
| Icon | Question | Answer |
|---|---|---|
| Info supplied by Nyer from Anything But Monday | ||
 | Born In | Cuba |
 | Favorite Color | Red… as in Red Hot! |
 | Philosophy of Life | It’s fun to be a woman. You get to flirt, wear makeup, and have boobs! |
 | My Dream House | Any old place is fine – just as long as it requires pool boys! |
 | Favorite Movies | Scarface and A Bronx Tale |
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