Anything But Monday
Okay, here’s a little tidbit about me…
I can do anything
WHERE I want,
WHEN I want… and, unfortunately, I know
WHAT I want.
If there’s something you want in life, I really suggest you speak up.
It’s not that I’m a BAD girl… It’s just that trouble seems to follow me wherever I go. I tend to do crazy shit right out in the middle of public and not think twice about it. Like calling out an uppity Beverly Hills Coffee Shop that is happy to sell you their cup of coffee, but then won’t let you drink it within their pathetic establishment if you happen to also have a delicious cupcake to go with it that you bought next door. ‘Hate to mention names on the Internet, but if you feel like being treated like a piece of rotten shit, please go to:
Urth Caffe
267 S Beverly Dr
Beverly Hills, CA 90212-3807
Phone: (310) 205-9311
…Or what about that guy in line at Starbucks that orders a Grande Carmel Macchiato with a shot of Ryan Seacrest froth for the extra dork power. Come on!
…And then there’s the mega-bitch that denies you a glass of water at McDonald’s… Daaaamn, that pisses me off! Soda’s bad for your teeth. And what’s the big friggin’ deal anyhow with asking for a simple glass of tap water? They put a bowl of water outside the entrance door for your dog!
So, you either suck it up,
or you stand up for yourself.
I consistently choose to stand up for my friends and for myself, and I don’t like to let anyone push us around. Together we keep each other grounded and out of jail!!!! (Most of the time).
My girls and I have gone from bad breakups to embarrassing moments, and we’ve made it through all the crap together without losing our minds. To protect each other means protecting our friendship. Something that no salesperson, club bitch, or more importantly, a “seedy guy” can destroy.
Girls stick together, FOREVER!
As for LOVE. If you fall in love WITH ME, you can expect fireworks every day of your life.
And if I fall in love WITH YOU, you’ll never get rid of me!
My philosophy of Love is that true LOVE is not just about crushes and kisses; it’s about loyalty and keeping it REAL when life gets hard.
Porscha
| Icon | Question | Answer |
|---|---|---|
| Info supplied by Nyer from Anything But Monday | ||
 | Born In | South Central, Los Angeles |
 | Raised In | Germany, Ansbach (Army Brat) My mother was a real-life Drill Sergeant (but I still can’t follow orders) |
 | Favorite Color | Purple |
 | Philosophy of Life | I can kick your ass and make you fall in love with me at the same time! |
 | My Dream House | A humble crib in the Hollywood Hills |
 | Favorite Movie | 300 |
 | Interesting Fact | Spent my childhood as a Pro ice-skater with Disney on Ice. |
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